Please be advised that my Broughton's Bluff Letterbox in Troutdale,
OR is temporarily missing. It was mistakenly taken out as trash.
Since they didn't notice their mistake until after leaving the
scene, they are mailing it to me and I will replace it as soon as I
am up in the Portland area again.

The unsuspecting finder of this box also told me that there was a
certain "Love Parasite" inside the box. And now it is being mailed
right to my appartment. This will undoubtedly be the easiest HH
I've ever found!

Barry